INTERIOR RECEPTION AREA — DAY
ESTRELLA IS WORKING ON THE COMPUTER WHILE SHE TALKS WITH EDNA.
ROBBIE ENTERS
ROBBIE
(TO EDNA) Cyn says Jester’s a sweet little girl.
EDNA
Did Cynthia say how old she is?
ROBBIE
Mom,I would never ask Cynthia how old she is.
ESTRELLA
Did Cynthia say how old little Jester is?
ROBBIE
She said about two years old. Probably.
ESTRELLA
(CHECKING RECORDS ON THE COMPUTER) I’ll just add Jester to Linda’s file.
ROBBIE
How many does this make?
EDNA
Robbie, we never ask Linda how many cats she has. (TO ESTRELLA) Is Emily busy, hon? I need to ask her something.
ESTRELLA
Trust me, Edna, you don’t want to talk to Emily right now.
ROBBIE
I don’t think you could, Mom. There’s some guy in her office who won’t let anyone talk but him.
EDNA
Estrella?
ESTRELLA
Interview for a new-hire.
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INTERIOR TREATMENT ARENA –DAY
CYNTHIA CRADLES JESTER IN ONE ARM AS SHE TALKS ON THE PHONE
CYNTHIA
That’s wonderful! Do you have to be there? … When do you have to leave? … What? How can you do that? How can you get ready by then? … Well, how long will you have to be there? … WHAT? … Of course it’s wonderful … I know it’s what you’ve been working for … No, baby, that’s not what I meant. I’ll just miss you, that’s all … No, Armando, I can’t … You know I can’t. … Mando, I’ve got to take care of this kitten right now … Love you, too, baby.
CYNTHIA ENTERS THE RECEPTION AREA, STILL HOLDING JESTER.
CYNTHIA
Estrella! Armando’s going to have his work exhibited in a New York gallery!
ROBBIE
But he’s not in New York, Cyn.
CYNTHIA
No, but his agent is. And Armando will be, too, this time next week. Hi, Edna.
EDNA
(TO CYNTHIA) Hello, dear. (TO ESTRELLA) Estrella, I really need to talk to Dr. Em. I told Linda that Emily would talk to her second graders a week from Friday.
CYNTHIA
Above my pay grade. I’m outa here.
CYNTHIA EXITS
ESTRELLA
Let me check her calendar. Next Friday’s really full.
EDNA
But this is Be Kind To Animals Week. Linda’s counting on it.
ESTRELLA
(ON THE INTERCOM) Dr. Em, could you come out here for a minute?
EMILY
(VOICE OVER THE INTERCOM) NO.
ESTRELLA
(TO EDNA) She has had that guy in there forever. It can’t be pretty.
EMILY
(VOICE OVER THE INTERCOM) Whatever it is, Estrella, you’ve got to take care of it.
EDNA
Dr. Em! You’re scheduled to talk to Linda’s second graders on Friday.
EMILY
(VOICE OVER THE INTERCOM) Edna? Is this some special favor?
ESTRELLA
Robbie and I are doing a favor.
EDNA
What?
ESTRELLA
Robbie and I are giving a talk to Linda’s second graders!
EMILY
(VOICE OVER THE INTERCOM) So this has nothing to do with me?
ESTRELLA
Right. Nothing. Nope. Not you. I don’t know why I even bothered you.
EMILY
(VOICE OVER THE INTERCOM) It’s okay. It’s all right. (PAUSE) Bye, Edna.
CUT TO:
INTERIOR EMILY’S OFFICE — DAY
EMILY IS STANDING AT THE DOOR TO THE PARKING LOT, HOLDING THE DOOR OPEN. A. MICHAEL STANDS AT THE PHOTO WALL.
A. MICHAEL
But Uncle Stuart said —
EMILY
I have patients waiting.
A. MICHAEL
Exactly. That’s why I’m here.
EMILY
What?!
A. MICHAEL
Okay, Uncle Stuart said you’re looking for a vet to bring into the practice.
EMILY
And what exactly does that have to do with you?
A MICHAEL
Dr. Mayfield, I am a licensed veterinarian.
EMILY
A. Michael, you are the nephew of my best friend and I’ll admit you’re a smart kid, but —
A MICHAEL
I was a smart kid. I am now a skilled veterinarian.
EMILY
No! You’re not a veterinarian. You’re a kid fresh out of school who hasn't the faintest idea of what a vet's practice requires.
OFFSTAGE: KNOCK ON EMILY’S INTERIOR OFFICE DOOR
ESTRELLA OPENS THE DOOR TO THE INTERIOR HALLWAY AND PEEKS IN.
ESTRELLA
Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Em, but we’ve got appointments backing up out here.
A. MICHAEL
It requires knowledge and skill.
ESTRELLA EXITS AND CLOSES THE DOOR.
EMILY
It requires compassion and patience. It requires experience.
A. MICHAEL
Yeah, well, I have those too.
EMILY
Experience, no, I don’t think so. Compassion and patience? Do you?
EMILY SLAMS THE DOOR TO THE EXTERIOR PARKING LOT. SHE WALKS ACROSS HER OFFICE AND EXITS INTO THE CLINIC HALLWAY.
EMILY
Follow me.
(CONTINUED)
Monday, May 24, 2010
Thursday, May 20, 2010
Family Plus One: SCENE THREE
MAYFIELD VETERINARY CLINIC INTERIOR EMILY’S OFFICE – DAY
EMILY IS DRAGGING A. MICHAEL INTO HER OFFICE TO GET HIM OUT OF THE LOBBY AND AWAY FROM HER STAFF.
EMILY
Give me three good reasons I shouldn’t let Estrella have you neutered on Wednesday.
A. MICHAEL
Do you know how long I’ve been waiting to talk to you?
EMILY KNOCKS A STACK OF PAPERS OFF HER DESK.
EMILY
I don’t even know what you’re doing here.
EMILY STARTS PICKING UP THE PAPERS. A. MICHAEL HELPS HER.
EMILY
Thanks. Just stack them all on the corner and I’ll deal with them later.
A. MICHAEL
Isn’t this a lot of filing?
EMILY
Not filing. Paperwork.
A. MICHAEL
When will you get it done?
EMILY
It’ll get done at the usual time …
between dinner and midnight.
A. MICHAEL
That’s what Uncle Stuart said.
CUT TO:
INTERIOR RECEPTION AREA – DAY
EDNA CROSSES THE LOBBY CARRYING A SMALL CAT.
ESTRELLA
Edna! Buenos dias. Who is this?
EDNA HANDS A CAT TO ESTRELLA
EDNA
Doesn’t have a name yet, dear. Saved from the streets and now it needs the works from the doc: test for feline leukemia, AIDS, neuter it, de-tick it, de-flea it, de-worm it, and give it whatever shots you’ve got.
ESTRELLA
Male or female?
EDNA
Female.
ESTRELLA
(STROKES CAT) So, gatita, what’s your name? What do you want Estrella to put on your card?
EDNA
Gatita works.
ESTRELLA
Linda already has one. (TO THE CAT) Are you a playful little one? Nope, pretty quiet. Do you have a sense of humor? Are you a little jester?
EDNA
Awfully quiet for a jester.
ESTRELLA
So, we’ll give this little one something to shoot for.
ROBBIE ENTERS.
ROBBIE
I thought I heard my best girl. Hi, Mom. Who’s that?
EDNA
Hello, darling. Linda’s newest stray. Jester.
ESTRELLA HANDS THE CAT TO ROBBIE.
ESTRELLA
Here you go, Jester. (TO ROBBIE) Take this little girl back for the works.
ROBBIE
(TO JESTER) You’re going to feel so much better when we get all these fleas off you.
ROBBIE EXITS.
CUT TO:
INTERIOR EMILY’S OFFICE – DAY
A. MICHAEL STARES AT EMILY'S WALL OF PHOTOS
EMILY
What did Stuart say?
A. MICHAEL
Who's the girl?
EMILY
Me.
A. MICHAEL POINTS AT THE PHOTO
EMILY
And that is the Right Reverend Stuart L. MacGregor.
A. MICHAEL LOOKS CONFUSED
EMILY
That’s right. One and the same.
A. MICHAEL
This can’t be my Uncle Stuart!
EMILY
It was a long time ago. Now, what did Stuart say?
A. MICHAEL
That you need someone with my skills. You know, you’re lucky I’m available. I wouldn’t even have considered such a small clinic but Uncle Stu said you were pretty desperate, and I can see you need some organization around here.
EMILY
Lucky? Lucky! I don’t need you. And, this place is organized just fine, thank you very much. Sorry you made the trip. Goodbye and tell Uncle Stuart to mind his very own business.
EMILY WALKS TO THE DOOR THAT LEADS OUTSIDE TO THE STAFF PARKING LOT. SHE TURNS TO A. MICHAEL AND OPENS THE DOOR.
A. MICHAEL
Uncle Stuart —
EMILY
I have patients waiting.
A. MICHAEL
Exactly. That’s why I’m here.
EMILY
What?!
A. MICHAEL
Okay, Uncle Stuart said you’re looking for a vet to bring into the practice.
EMILY
And what exactly does that have to do with you?
A MICHAEL
Dr. Mayfield, I am a licensed veterinarian.
EMILY
A. Michael, you are the nephew of my best friend and I’ll admit you’re a smart kid,
but —
A MICHAEL
I was a smart kid. I am now a skilled veterinarian.
EMILY
No! You’re not a veterinarian. You’re a kid fresh out of school who hasn't the faintest idea of what a vet's practice requires.
OFFSTAGE: KNOCK ON EMILY’S INTERIOR OFFICE DOOR
ESTRELLA OPENS THE DOOR TO THE INTERIOR HALLWAY AND PEEKS IN.
ESTRELLA
Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Em, but we’ve got appointments backing up out here.
A. MICHAEL
It requires knowledge and skill.
ESTRELLA EXITS AND CLOSES THE DOOR.
EMILY
It requires compassion and patience. It requires experience.
A. MICHAEL
Yeah, well, I have those too.
EMILY
Experience, no, I don’t think so. Compassion and patience? Do you?
EMILY SLAMS THE DOOR TO THE EXTERIOR PARKING LOT. SHE WALKS ACROSS HER OFFICE AND EXITS INTO THE CLINIC HALLWAY.
EMILY
Follow me.
(CONTINUED)
EMILY IS DRAGGING A. MICHAEL INTO HER OFFICE TO GET HIM OUT OF THE LOBBY AND AWAY FROM HER STAFF.
EMILY
Give me three good reasons I shouldn’t let Estrella have you neutered on Wednesday.
A. MICHAEL
Do you know how long I’ve been waiting to talk to you?
EMILY KNOCKS A STACK OF PAPERS OFF HER DESK.
EMILY
I don’t even know what you’re doing here.
EMILY STARTS PICKING UP THE PAPERS. A. MICHAEL HELPS HER.
EMILY
Thanks. Just stack them all on the corner and I’ll deal with them later.
A. MICHAEL
Isn’t this a lot of filing?
EMILY
Not filing. Paperwork.
A. MICHAEL
When will you get it done?
EMILY
It’ll get done at the usual time …
between dinner and midnight.
A. MICHAEL
That’s what Uncle Stuart said.
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INTERIOR RECEPTION AREA – DAY
EDNA CROSSES THE LOBBY CARRYING A SMALL CAT.
ESTRELLA
Edna! Buenos dias. Who is this?
EDNA HANDS A CAT TO ESTRELLA
EDNA
Doesn’t have a name yet, dear. Saved from the streets and now it needs the works from the doc: test for feline leukemia, AIDS, neuter it, de-tick it, de-flea it, de-worm it, and give it whatever shots you’ve got.
ESTRELLA
Male or female?
EDNA
Female.
ESTRELLA
(STROKES CAT) So, gatita, what’s your name? What do you want Estrella to put on your card?
EDNA
Gatita works.
ESTRELLA
Linda already has one. (TO THE CAT) Are you a playful little one? Nope, pretty quiet. Do you have a sense of humor? Are you a little jester?
EDNA
Awfully quiet for a jester.
ESTRELLA
So, we’ll give this little one something to shoot for.
ROBBIE ENTERS.
ROBBIE
I thought I heard my best girl. Hi, Mom. Who’s that?
EDNA
Hello, darling. Linda’s newest stray. Jester.
ESTRELLA HANDS THE CAT TO ROBBIE.
ESTRELLA
Here you go, Jester. (TO ROBBIE) Take this little girl back for the works.
ROBBIE
(TO JESTER) You’re going to feel so much better when we get all these fleas off you.
ROBBIE EXITS.
CUT TO:
INTERIOR EMILY’S OFFICE – DAY
A. MICHAEL STARES AT EMILY'S WALL OF PHOTOS
EMILY
What did Stuart say?
A. MICHAEL
Who's the girl?
EMILY
Me.
A. MICHAEL POINTS AT THE PHOTO
EMILY
And that is the Right Reverend Stuart L. MacGregor.
A. MICHAEL LOOKS CONFUSED
EMILY
That’s right. One and the same.
A. MICHAEL
This can’t be my Uncle Stuart!
EMILY
It was a long time ago. Now, what did Stuart say?
A. MICHAEL
That you need someone with my skills. You know, you’re lucky I’m available. I wouldn’t even have considered such a small clinic but Uncle Stu said you were pretty desperate, and I can see you need some organization around here.
EMILY
Lucky? Lucky! I don’t need you. And, this place is organized just fine, thank you very much. Sorry you made the trip. Goodbye and tell Uncle Stuart to mind his very own business.
EMILY WALKS TO THE DOOR THAT LEADS OUTSIDE TO THE STAFF PARKING LOT. SHE TURNS TO A. MICHAEL AND OPENS THE DOOR.
A. MICHAEL
Uncle Stuart —
EMILY
I have patients waiting.
A. MICHAEL
Exactly. That’s why I’m here.
EMILY
What?!
A. MICHAEL
Okay, Uncle Stuart said you’re looking for a vet to bring into the practice.
EMILY
And what exactly does that have to do with you?
A MICHAEL
Dr. Mayfield, I am a licensed veterinarian.
EMILY
A. Michael, you are the nephew of my best friend and I’ll admit you’re a smart kid,
but —
A MICHAEL
I was a smart kid. I am now a skilled veterinarian.
EMILY
No! You’re not a veterinarian. You’re a kid fresh out of school who hasn't the faintest idea of what a vet's practice requires.
OFFSTAGE: KNOCK ON EMILY’S INTERIOR OFFICE DOOR
ESTRELLA OPENS THE DOOR TO THE INTERIOR HALLWAY AND PEEKS IN.
ESTRELLA
Sorry to interrupt, Dr. Em, but we’ve got appointments backing up out here.
A. MICHAEL
It requires knowledge and skill.
ESTRELLA EXITS AND CLOSES THE DOOR.
EMILY
It requires compassion and patience. It requires experience.
A. MICHAEL
Yeah, well, I have those too.
EMILY
Experience, no, I don’t think so. Compassion and patience? Do you?
EMILY SLAMS THE DOOR TO THE EXTERIOR PARKING LOT. SHE WALKS ACROSS HER OFFICE AND EXITS INTO THE CLINIC HALLWAY.
EMILY
Follow me.
(CONTINUED)
Monday, May 17, 2010
Family Plus One: SCENE TWO
CLINIC INTERIOR LOBBY - DAY
A SMALL WOMAN IS HOLDING THE HAND OF A LITTLE BOY STANDING AT THE COUNTER. ESTRELLA IS TALKING TO THEM.
ROBBIE ENTERS, PICKS UP A CHART, EXITS.
WOMAN
Please, how’s Molly doing? This is her first litter. Is she okay?
BOY
Mommy? Is Molly sick?
WOMAN
No, Josh, she’s having puppies.
BOY
(TO ESTRELLA) She’s going to be a mommy, and I’m going to be a daddy.
WOMAN
Something like that.
ESTRELLA
Molly’s doing just fine. She acts like a veteran.
ROBBIE ENTERS WITH A BOX FULL OF PUPPIES.
ROBBIE
Whose puppies are these? Are these your puppies?
BOY
(LOOKING INTO BOX) Nope.
ROBBIE
No?
BOY
My dog is Molly.
ROBBIE
Well, what if we let Molly tell us whose puppies these are? Is that okay?
BOY
Okay.
ROBBIE AND THE BOY EXIT.
MAN WITH A SMALL DOG APPROACHES THE COUNTER.
PHONE RINGS.
A. MICHAEL ENTERS.
ESTRELLA
(ON THE PHONE) Mayfield Veterinary Clinic, could you hold a moment? … Me, too, hon, but I can’t do a thing about it. Give me just a second and I’ll be right back.
WOMAN
I’ll get the car ready.
ESTRELLA
Go out the back door, honey, and they’ll be right behind you. Cynthia, would you pick up line two, please?
WOMAN EXITS.
CYNTHIA
(OFFSTAGE) Can’t. We’re doing Murphy.
MAN
So, Estrella, when can the doc neuter Brutus?
A. MICHAEL STEPS TO THE COUNTER BESIDE THE MAN.
ESTRELLA
(TO MAN) I’ll be with you and Brutus in just a minute. (ON THE PHONE) Thanks for hanging in there. Whatcha need?
A. MICHAEL
I’m here to see the doctor.
ESTRELLA IGNORES A. MICHAEL, MOTIONS MAN TO WAIT. SHE’S STILL TALKING ON THE PHONE AS SHE LOOKS ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN.
ESTRELLA
Let’s see, Dr. Em could see Boodles, um, Mrs. Cardwell, she doesn’t have an opening ‘til Thursday morning. … Well, if you tell me this is an emergency annual checkup I guess I could work you in. (LAUGHS) How’s 9:30? Tell Boodles we’ll see him Thursday. … You, too, hon. (TO MAN) We could schedule Brutus for Wednesday. Brutus can’t have any food or water after —
A. MICHAEL
I’m here to see Dr. Mayfield.
ESTRELLA
Wednesday we’ll be doing the big job.
SHE MAKES SCISSORS WITH HER FINGERS WHILE LOOKING AT A. MICHAEL. SHE TURNS BACK TO THE MAN.
ESTRELLA
No food or water after midnight. Bring Brutus in by —
A. MICHAEL
The doctor is expecting me and I’m ready to see her now.
ESTRELLA
Well, I’m not ready to let you see the doctor – NOW. (CONTINUES TO MAN) 7:30 Wednesday morning. He’ll be ready to —
A. MICHAEL
I’m sure she’s expecting me.
ESTRELLA
Mr. Schmeddlapp, Brutus will be ready to go home Wednesday afternoon around 4:00. (TO A. MICHAEL) Now you, sir, if you’ll sign in, I’ll be happy to read your signature and tell Dr. Mayfield you’re here.
A. MICHAEL
I am a doctor and Dr. Mayfield is expecting me.
ESTRELLA
Well, sir, if you’ll sign in on the sheet, I’ll be happy to read your signature and find out exactly who you are, doctor.
A. MICHAEL
As a doctor, I feel obligated tell a woman your age that you are repeating yourself.
CYNTHIA ENTERS TO GET A CHART, JUST IN TIME TO OVERHEAR THE LAST REMARK.
CYNTHIA
I don’t know who you are, mister, but you are in bi-i-ig trouble.
ESTRELLA
(TO CYNTHIA) I can take care of this guy, thank you.
A. MICHAEL
(TO CYNTHIA) I don’t know who you are, MISS, but I don’t need anyone’s help on how to handle women.
CYNTHIA
Yeah, I would say you were pretty much beyond help.
ROBBIE ENTERS.
ROBBIE
(TO CYNTHIA) Have you finished Murphy’s x-rays yet?
CYNTHIA
I can do my job just fine without directions from you!
CYNTHIA EXITS.
ROBBIE
Cyn?
ROBBIE EXITS.
OFFSTAGE SOUND OF A CRATE DOOR SLAMMING AND ROBBIE CRYING OUT.
ROBBIE ENTERS, HOLDING HIS HAND OUT TO ESTRELLA.
ROBBIE
I think I need a Band-Aid.
ESTRELLA
Ay, niño, what happened?
A. MICHAEL
Nothing has happened. I’ve been waiting and waiting to see the doctor, but nothing has happened.
ROBBIE
Cynthia yelled at me and I caught my hand in the door of the big crate.
ESTRELLA GLARES AT A. MICHAEL.
ESTRELLA
(MUTTERS CURSES IN SPANISH)
EMILY
(OFFSTAGE) Estrella, what in the world is going on?
ESTRELLA
There’s a doctor here that needs neutering on Wednesday.
EMILY ENTERS.
EMILY
A. Michael!
(CONTINUED)
A SMALL WOMAN IS HOLDING THE HAND OF A LITTLE BOY STANDING AT THE COUNTER. ESTRELLA IS TALKING TO THEM.
ROBBIE ENTERS, PICKS UP A CHART, EXITS.
WOMAN
Please, how’s Molly doing? This is her first litter. Is she okay?
BOY
Mommy? Is Molly sick?
WOMAN
No, Josh, she’s having puppies.
BOY
(TO ESTRELLA) She’s going to be a mommy, and I’m going to be a daddy.
WOMAN
Something like that.
ESTRELLA
Molly’s doing just fine. She acts like a veteran.
ROBBIE ENTERS WITH A BOX FULL OF PUPPIES.
ROBBIE
Whose puppies are these? Are these your puppies?
BOY
(LOOKING INTO BOX) Nope.
ROBBIE
No?
BOY
My dog is Molly.
ROBBIE
Well, what if we let Molly tell us whose puppies these are? Is that okay?
BOY
Okay.
ROBBIE AND THE BOY EXIT.
MAN WITH A SMALL DOG APPROACHES THE COUNTER.
PHONE RINGS.
A. MICHAEL ENTERS.
ESTRELLA
(ON THE PHONE) Mayfield Veterinary Clinic, could you hold a moment? … Me, too, hon, but I can’t do a thing about it. Give me just a second and I’ll be right back.
WOMAN
I’ll get the car ready.
ESTRELLA
Go out the back door, honey, and they’ll be right behind you. Cynthia, would you pick up line two, please?
WOMAN EXITS.
CYNTHIA
(OFFSTAGE) Can’t. We’re doing Murphy.
MAN
So, Estrella, when can the doc neuter Brutus?
A. MICHAEL STEPS TO THE COUNTER BESIDE THE MAN.
ESTRELLA
(TO MAN) I’ll be with you and Brutus in just a minute. (ON THE PHONE) Thanks for hanging in there. Whatcha need?
A. MICHAEL
I’m here to see the doctor.
ESTRELLA IGNORES A. MICHAEL, MOTIONS MAN TO WAIT. SHE’S STILL TALKING ON THE PHONE AS SHE LOOKS ON THE COMPUTER SCREEN.
ESTRELLA
Let’s see, Dr. Em could see Boodles, um, Mrs. Cardwell, she doesn’t have an opening ‘til Thursday morning. … Well, if you tell me this is an emergency annual checkup I guess I could work you in. (LAUGHS) How’s 9:30? Tell Boodles we’ll see him Thursday. … You, too, hon. (TO MAN) We could schedule Brutus for Wednesday. Brutus can’t have any food or water after —
A. MICHAEL
I’m here to see Dr. Mayfield.
ESTRELLA
Wednesday we’ll be doing the big job.
SHE MAKES SCISSORS WITH HER FINGERS WHILE LOOKING AT A. MICHAEL. SHE TURNS BACK TO THE MAN.
ESTRELLA
No food or water after midnight. Bring Brutus in by —
A. MICHAEL
The doctor is expecting me and I’m ready to see her now.
ESTRELLA
Well, I’m not ready to let you see the doctor – NOW. (CONTINUES TO MAN) 7:30 Wednesday morning. He’ll be ready to —
A. MICHAEL
I’m sure she’s expecting me.
ESTRELLA
Mr. Schmeddlapp, Brutus will be ready to go home Wednesday afternoon around 4:00. (TO A. MICHAEL) Now you, sir, if you’ll sign in, I’ll be happy to read your signature and tell Dr. Mayfield you’re here.
A. MICHAEL
I am a doctor and Dr. Mayfield is expecting me.
ESTRELLA
Well, sir, if you’ll sign in on the sheet, I’ll be happy to read your signature and find out exactly who you are, doctor.
A. MICHAEL
As a doctor, I feel obligated tell a woman your age that you are repeating yourself.
CYNTHIA ENTERS TO GET A CHART, JUST IN TIME TO OVERHEAR THE LAST REMARK.
CYNTHIA
I don’t know who you are, mister, but you are in bi-i-ig trouble.
ESTRELLA
(TO CYNTHIA) I can take care of this guy, thank you.
A. MICHAEL
(TO CYNTHIA) I don’t know who you are, MISS, but I don’t need anyone’s help on how to handle women.
CYNTHIA
Yeah, I would say you were pretty much beyond help.
ROBBIE ENTERS.
ROBBIE
(TO CYNTHIA) Have you finished Murphy’s x-rays yet?
CYNTHIA
I can do my job just fine without directions from you!
CYNTHIA EXITS.
ROBBIE
Cyn?
ROBBIE EXITS.
OFFSTAGE SOUND OF A CRATE DOOR SLAMMING AND ROBBIE CRYING OUT.
ROBBIE ENTERS, HOLDING HIS HAND OUT TO ESTRELLA.
ROBBIE
I think I need a Band-Aid.
ESTRELLA
Ay, niño, what happened?
A. MICHAEL
Nothing has happened. I’ve been waiting and waiting to see the doctor, but nothing has happened.
ROBBIE
Cynthia yelled at me and I caught my hand in the door of the big crate.
ESTRELLA GLARES AT A. MICHAEL.
ESTRELLA
(MUTTERS CURSES IN SPANISH)
EMILY
(OFFSTAGE) Estrella, what in the world is going on?
ESTRELLA
There’s a doctor here that needs neutering on Wednesday.
EMILY ENTERS.
EMILY
A. Michael!
(CONTINUED)
Friday, May 14, 2010
Family Plus One: SCENE ONE
MAYFIELD VETERINARY CLINIC, INTERIOR TREATMENT ARENA - DAY
EMILY IS PERFORMING A CAESARIAN OPERATION ON A DOG. WE SEE ONLY THE PUPPIES AS THEY ARE BROUGHT FROM THE MOTHER. CYNTHIA IS HELPING BY WEIGHING THE PUPPIES AND CLEANING THEM UP.
ROBBIE ENTERS HOLDING A LARGISH TABBY CAT WRAPPED IN A THICK TOWEL.
ROBBIE
Murphy jumped out the window again. He
may have broken his leg.
EMILY
Not Murphy again. Let me take a look. Molly, hold on a minute. (TURNS TO LOOK AT CAT) Cynthia, you’re going to have to take his vitals.
CYNTHIA
Can’t put this one down yet, Dr. Em.
EMILY
Robbie, keep Murphy calm. I need a couple of minutes here. Then I can take a look. (LOOKS AT DOG) You’re doing fine, Molly. Just a few more minutes, sweet girl, we’re almost done.
ROBBIE
Dr. Em —
EMILY
It’s okay, Robbie. Just keep him still.
EMILY RETURNS TO THE DOG AND BRINGS OUT THE LAST PUPPY AND WEIGHS IT.
EMILY
Molly is a class act, aren’t you, sweetheart? Let me get you stitched together before someone else needs me. I swear, we could use another pair of hands in here.
ESTRELLA ENTERS
ESTRELLA
Dr. Em, you have a phone call.
EMILY
Not now, Estrella. Get a number.
ESTRELLA
It’s Stuart MacGregor, and he said it’s
important.
EMILY
Fine. See if you can get that phone
under my chin while I finish this.
ESTRELLA BALANCES A PHONE PRECARIOUSLY UNDER EMILY’S LEFT EAR.
EMILY
Stuart, how nice and how inconvenient. I don’t have time. I’m in the midst of puppies … No, tell me you have another nephew. Not ‘A-for-arrogant’ Michael. He is not coming here. … No, Stuart, not today.
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INTERIOR AIRPORT — DAY
A. MICHAEL HAS A CARRY-ON IN HIS HAND. HE IS AT THE COUNTER WITH A SMALL LINE BEHIND HIM. THE LINE GETS LONGER AS AN ANIMATED CONVERSATION BETWEEN A. MICHAEL AND THE AIRLINE REPRESENTATIVE GOES ON … AND ON.
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CLINIC INTERIOR TREATMENT ARENA – DAY
ESTRELLA CONTINUES TO BALANCE A PHONE PRECARIOUSLY UNDER EMILY’S LEFT EAR.
EMILY
Why? … What do you think you’re doing, sending your nephew to my clinic uninvited … Yes, I know he was first in his class … It doesn’t matter. I don’t have time. … No, Stuart, not even for you. … Look, we’ll talk about this later. … After puppies, Stuart. (TO ESTRELLA) Estrella, take this phone, will you? Thanks.
(CONTINUED)
EMILY IS PERFORMING A CAESARIAN OPERATION ON A DOG. WE SEE ONLY THE PUPPIES AS THEY ARE BROUGHT FROM THE MOTHER. CYNTHIA IS HELPING BY WEIGHING THE PUPPIES AND CLEANING THEM UP.
ROBBIE ENTERS HOLDING A LARGISH TABBY CAT WRAPPED IN A THICK TOWEL.
ROBBIE
Murphy jumped out the window again. He
may have broken his leg.
EMILY
Not Murphy again. Let me take a look. Molly, hold on a minute. (TURNS TO LOOK AT CAT) Cynthia, you’re going to have to take his vitals.
CYNTHIA
Can’t put this one down yet, Dr. Em.
EMILY
Robbie, keep Murphy calm. I need a couple of minutes here. Then I can take a look. (LOOKS AT DOG) You’re doing fine, Molly. Just a few more minutes, sweet girl, we’re almost done.
ROBBIE
Dr. Em —
EMILY
It’s okay, Robbie. Just keep him still.
EMILY RETURNS TO THE DOG AND BRINGS OUT THE LAST PUPPY AND WEIGHS IT.
EMILY
Molly is a class act, aren’t you, sweetheart? Let me get you stitched together before someone else needs me. I swear, we could use another pair of hands in here.
ESTRELLA ENTERS
ESTRELLA
Dr. Em, you have a phone call.
EMILY
Not now, Estrella. Get a number.
ESTRELLA
It’s Stuart MacGregor, and he said it’s
important.
EMILY
Fine. See if you can get that phone
under my chin while I finish this.
ESTRELLA BALANCES A PHONE PRECARIOUSLY UNDER EMILY’S LEFT EAR.
EMILY
Stuart, how nice and how inconvenient. I don’t have time. I’m in the midst of puppies … No, tell me you have another nephew. Not ‘A-for-arrogant’ Michael. He is not coming here. … No, Stuart, not today.
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INTERIOR AIRPORT — DAY
A. MICHAEL HAS A CARRY-ON IN HIS HAND. HE IS AT THE COUNTER WITH A SMALL LINE BEHIND HIM. THE LINE GETS LONGER AS AN ANIMATED CONVERSATION BETWEEN A. MICHAEL AND THE AIRLINE REPRESENTATIVE GOES ON … AND ON.
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CLINIC INTERIOR TREATMENT ARENA – DAY
ESTRELLA CONTINUES TO BALANCE A PHONE PRECARIOUSLY UNDER EMILY’S LEFT EAR.
EMILY
Why? … What do you think you’re doing, sending your nephew to my clinic uninvited … Yes, I know he was first in his class … It doesn’t matter. I don’t have time. … No, Stuart, not even for you. … Look, we’ll talk about this later. … After puppies, Stuart. (TO ESTRELLA) Estrella, take this phone, will you? Thanks.
(CONTINUED)
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Opening Credits
EXTERIOR MAIN STREET CLEARWATER FLORIDA – DAY
P.O.V. DRIVER OF VEHICLE- ESTRELLA
She parks the car in front of Mayfield Veterinary Clinic. As she walks to front door she waves to Gordon next door at the Chipper Clipper. She unlocks the front door and walks over and uncovers the parrot and we see Estrella with the parrot. She turns the light on the fish. She goes to the reception desk and tosses the keys and a man’s hand catches the keys and unlocks the medicine cabinet for the prescription drugs for the animals. The man with the hands goes back to take care of the animals and we see tennis shoes and gentle hands feeding and stroking and we see Robbie when he picks up a bunny. He throws keys back to Estella when she whistles for them as he is taking the clinic dog (a rescued racing greyhound) out to the exercise area. Estrella opens Emily’s office and we meet Emily through her office—picture of three kids and a horse (Emily and her two older brothers), a picture of teen-aged Emily holding baby brother Jerry, and a picture of a group of college graduates in caps and gowns. There are diplomas on the wall behind the credenza. Sweep counterclockwise to see old, masculine, massive desk cluttered with files, x-rays, computer, jar of dog treats, tennis ball and other dog toys, and a smaller jar of mints. Sweep further to include coat rack and old boots and a heavily used dog bed on the floor. Sweep past bookcases with piles of books, some open, and to wall with more photos tacked to aging grass cloth. Photos are of sundry animals, people, both, color, black and white and none of them are framed. We focus on a photo of a woman (Emily) with an Irish Wolfhound (O’Howleran). Camera follows Estrella out of Emily’s office and into the hall. She goes past the cat “bed” (a basket on top of a card table with a computer on it) and pets the cat.
(CUT TO SCENE ONE)
P.O.V. DRIVER OF VEHICLE- ESTRELLA
She parks the car in front of Mayfield Veterinary Clinic. As she walks to front door she waves to Gordon next door at the Chipper Clipper. She unlocks the front door and walks over and uncovers the parrot and we see Estrella with the parrot. She turns the light on the fish. She goes to the reception desk and tosses the keys and a man’s hand catches the keys and unlocks the medicine cabinet for the prescription drugs for the animals. The man with the hands goes back to take care of the animals and we see tennis shoes and gentle hands feeding and stroking and we see Robbie when he picks up a bunny. He throws keys back to Estella when she whistles for them as he is taking the clinic dog (a rescued racing greyhound) out to the exercise area. Estrella opens Emily’s office and we meet Emily through her office—picture of three kids and a horse (Emily and her two older brothers), a picture of teen-aged Emily holding baby brother Jerry, and a picture of a group of college graduates in caps and gowns. There are diplomas on the wall behind the credenza. Sweep counterclockwise to see old, masculine, massive desk cluttered with files, x-rays, computer, jar of dog treats, tennis ball and other dog toys, and a smaller jar of mints. Sweep further to include coat rack and old boots and a heavily used dog bed on the floor. Sweep past bookcases with piles of books, some open, and to wall with more photos tacked to aging grass cloth. Photos are of sundry animals, people, both, color, black and white and none of them are framed. We focus on a photo of a woman (Emily) with an Irish Wolfhound (O’Howleran). Camera follows Estrella out of Emily’s office and into the hall. She goes past the cat “bed” (a basket on top of a card table with a computer on it) and pets the cat.
(CUT TO SCENE ONE)
Sunday, May 9, 2010
A Note from the Writers
We’re involved with animals. Between us we have 4 cats and 4 dogs, all but one of which is a rescue. We’ve both been certified by Delta Society as Pet Partners – Jean with cats and Rusty with dogs for a total of nineteen years.
We worked as volunteers with Therapy Partners, Inc., an autonomous agency providing animal assisted therapy with all handlers and partners certified as Delta Society Pet Partners.
We know first-hand the importance of the human-animal bond, and that’s the genesis of our work on this series. It is what informs us, makes us whole, makes us human. We’re tickled pink to be "Going to the Dogs".
"Going to the Dogs" is enhanced by the advice of trusted consultants, the veterinarians who have attended our four-legged family members for decades.
We worked as volunteers with Therapy Partners, Inc., an autonomous agency providing animal assisted therapy with all handlers and partners certified as Delta Society Pet Partners.
We know first-hand the importance of the human-animal bond, and that’s the genesis of our work on this series. It is what informs us, makes us whole, makes us human. We’re tickled pink to be "Going to the Dogs".
"Going to the Dogs" is enhanced by the advice of trusted consultants, the veterinarians who have attended our four-legged family members for decades.
Friday, May 7, 2010
Character List: Animal Companions
77.5 million dogs and 93.6 million cats reign supreme as companion animals in US homes. Other species win hearts with their companionship, too. Bird ownership is growing. Fish are an ever-popular presence. Rodents and reptiles have crept into our affections, as well, and their numbers are increasing steadily. Companion animals featured on the comedy Going to the Dogs range from the common to the curious.
Regulars at Mayfield Veterinary Clinic
Cat
Hobbes—the clinic cat who sleeps on the computer keyboard
Dogs
Paycheck — the clinic greyhound
O’Howloran—veterinarian Emily Mayfield’s Irish wolfhound
Bird
Captain Ahab — the clinic’s Scarlet Macaw
Fish
Poseidon – tank ruler, over other fish in the clinic’s freshwater tank
Other
Peter Bunny—lab tech Robbie’s bunny
Animal companions of the clinic’s staff members
Cats
Euclid – pet supply delivery man Rocko Troy’s Maine Coon Cat
Catway House—clinic administrator Estrella’s name for her home as a halfway house for cats who have been deserted at the clinic and are ultimately on their way to new homes
Dogs
Gideon—vet tech Cynthia’s standard poodle
PooDoo—Cynthia’s boyfriend Armando’s toy poodle
Malfeasance (“Malf” for short)— mix breed canine companion of a client, an attorney
Titania– groomer Gordon Tudor Patrick’s papillon
Other
A Michael’s prairie dogs: Darwin, Einstein, Marie Curie, and Sarah Bernhart—the unpredictable one who sleeps in his pocket
Regulars at Mayfield Veterinary Clinic
Cat
Hobbes—the clinic cat who sleeps on the computer keyboard
Dogs
Paycheck — the clinic greyhound
O’Howloran—veterinarian Emily Mayfield’s Irish wolfhound
Bird
Captain Ahab — the clinic’s Scarlet Macaw
Fish
Poseidon – tank ruler, over other fish in the clinic’s freshwater tank
Other
Peter Bunny—lab tech Robbie’s bunny
Animal companions of the clinic’s staff members
Cats
Euclid – pet supply delivery man Rocko Troy’s Maine Coon Cat
Catway House—clinic administrator Estrella’s name for her home as a halfway house for cats who have been deserted at the clinic and are ultimately on their way to new homes
Dogs
Gideon—vet tech Cynthia’s standard poodle
PooDoo—Cynthia’s boyfriend Armando’s toy poodle
Malfeasance (“Malf” for short)— mix breed canine companion of a client, an attorney
Titania– groomer Gordon Tudor Patrick’s papillon
Other
A Michael’s prairie dogs: Darwin, Einstein, Marie Curie, and Sarah Bernhart—the unpredictable one who sleeps in his pocket
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