GOING TO THE DOGS

Mayfield Veterinary Clinic staff administers to the tame and wild animal populations of Clearwater, Florida. This unlikely ensemble of characters tends patients, owners, and each other with good care mixed with saucy humor.

Going to the Dogs

Monday, June 28, 2010

Beginnings: SCENE SIX

INTERIOR RECEPTION AREA — DAY
ESTRELLA IS AT HER DESK, TAKING NOTES AS SHE TALKS ON THE PHONE.
CYNTHIA IS AT THE FACING DESK, WORKING ON THE COMPUTER.

ESTRELLA
… My understanding is that this greyhound was adopted from your rescue group … Yes, I have his tattoo numbers right here …

CYNTHIA
Robbie, have you got a minute?

ESTRELLA
No, hon, I have his numbers because he’s right here in our clinic … Brought in this morning by Animal Services … hit by a car … Touch and go, right now … Could you give me the owner listing? Oh, and what is the dog’s name?

ROBBIE ENTERS

CYNTHIA
(TO ROBBIE) How’s our greyhound doing?

ROBBIE
Gosh, I don’t know, Cyn. I can’t see him.

CYNTHIA
He’s just in crate five, Robbie. Haven’t you looked?

ROBBIE
Dr. Kendrick’s got hold of him and I can’t see.

CYNTHIA
What do you mean, “got hold of him?” What’s going on back there?

ROBBIE
Well, the crate door is open and Dr. Kendrick is sitting in there holding the greyhound in his arms.

CYNTHIA
Really?

ESTRELLA
And that phone number? … Thanks, hon. (HANGS UP THE PHONE.)

ROBBIE
Yeah, really. I can’t even see around him.

ESTRELLA
(TO CYNTHIA AND ROBBIE) Well, we have the name of the owner.

CYNTHIA
Have you talked to them?

ESTRELLA
(TO CYNTHIA) Not yet. And right now Robbie and I have to get ready to go. I’ll call ‘em when I get back. (TO ROBBIE) Ready, Querido?

ROBBIE
I’m ready, Estrella, and I started the car and turned on the air conditioning like you told me.

ESTRELLA
Good man. I’ll get Mr. Bun and you get Captain Ahab.

ESTRELLA EXITS
ROBBIE MOVES ACROSS LOBBY TOWARD THE PARROT CAGE.


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INTERIOR EXAM ROOM #1 – DAY
EMILY IS EXAMINING A LONG-HAIRED GREY CAT. CAT’S OWNER IS TALKING, EMILY IS LISTENING. NO AUDIO.


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A. MICHAEL IS IN THE CRATE AREA, HOLDING THE GREYHOUND.

A. MICHAEL
(TO THE GREYHOUND) So the sheriff comes up to the desperado and says, “Reach for the sky, partner. You’re under arrest for desertion. Whaddya mean, who? This boy right here. He hasn’t had enough groceries in a long time, and besides that, his teeth are stinky.” (A. MICHAEL GLANCES OVER HIS SHOULDER TO BE SURE NO ONE IS LISTENING.) “Oh, no you don’t. You keep your hands raised. Don’t you go reaching for your gun. I’m taking care of this boy now. You lost your chance, Mister.”


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INTERIOR EXAM ROOM #1 – DAY
EMILY CONTINUES EXAMINATION OF THE LONG-HAIRED GREY CAT. CAT’S OWNER IS STILL TALKING, EMILY IS STILL LISTENING. NO AUDIO.


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INTERIOR RECEPTION AREA — DAY
CYNTHIA IS WORKING ON THE COMPUTER AT THE MAIN DESK.
CLIENT ENTERS CARRYING A PET CRATE.

CYNTHIA
Well, who’s this?

CLIENT
Herman the Gerbil.

CYNTHIA
(TO THE CRATE) Hi, Herman. (LOOKS HARDER) Where are you, Herm?

CLIENT
It’s Herman, and he’s under the towel.

CYNTHIA
Right. Herman. Has Herman been here before?

CLIENT
Yeah.

CYNTHIA
And he’s here again.

CLIENT
Yeah.

CYNTHIA
And what is your name?

CLIENT
Harvey Johnson.

CYNTHIA
(READING THE COMPUTER SCREEN) Yes, sir, Mr. Johnson. Here you are, and here’s Herman. (TO MR. JOHNSON) So why have you brought Herman to see the doctor today?

CLIENT
My wife says Herman’s too fat.

CYNTHIA
Uh-huh. (BEAT) Well, I’ll tell you what. If you’ll sign in on that sheet, I’ll take you and Herman right around to room two.

CYNTHIA AND CLIENT EXIT

CYNTHIA
(VOICE OFFSTAGE, CALLING SWEETLY) Dr. Kendrick?


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INTERIOR EXAM ROOM #2 — DAY
CLIENT IS WAITING WITH PET CRATE ON TOP OF THE EXAM TABLE
A. MICHAEL ENTERS

A. MICHAEL
Mr. Johnson and (CHECKS CHART) Herman. I’m Dr. Kendrick. Why are you here?

CLIENT
I’m here because my wife says he’s too fat to be healthy.

A. MICHAEL
Well, let’s take a look. (REACHES INTO THE CARRIER.) Aha! There you are. (REMOVES THE GERBIL FROM THE CARRIER AND HOLDS IT IN HIS HAND.) You’re looking pretty bright-eyed.

CLIENT
Not his eyesight my wife’s worried about. Look at that gut, Doc.

A. MICHAEL
Dr. Kendrick.

CLIENT
Whatever.

A. MICHAEL
(EXAMINING THE GERBIL: LIFTS TAIL, PALPATES TUMMY, DOES VISUAL CHECK OF EYES AND TEETH.) (TO CLIENT) Why did you name her Herman?

CLIENT
My daughter named him.

A. MICHAEL
Her.

CLIENT
What?

A. MICHAEL
Your daughter named her. This gerbil is a her. And she’s not fat. She’s pregnant.


(CONTINUED)

Thursday, June 24, 2010

Beginnings: SCENE FIVE

INTERIOR EMILY’S OFFICE — DAY
EMILY SITS AT HER DESK, TALKING ON THE PHONE.

EMILY
No, I’m in Clearwater…(WRITES ON A PIECE OF PAPER)Clearwater, Florida… I have a dog with tattoos that identify you as the breeder. Can you give me information about the dog?


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INTERIOR RECEPTION AREA — DAY
ESTRELLA IS AT THE DESK, TALKING ON THE PHONE

ESTRELLA
Well, yes, Moxie’s ready. Teeth are clean and his coat’s ready for his weekly grooming … Just promise you won’t put pink bows on him this time … Can’t, Gordon. Everyone’s tied up … Sure, come on over and get him. It’s been two whole days since we’ve seen you.
(CALLS OUT TO CYNTHIA) Cyn, will you get Moxie ready for Gordon? He’s on his way over.


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INTERIOR EMILY’S OFFICE — DAY
EMILY SITS AT HER DESK, TALKING ON THE PHONE.

EMILY
My understanding is that this dog was handled by your kennel … That’s what the breeder said … Yes, those are the tattoo numbers … Yes, I’ll hold.


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INTERIOR RECEPTION AREA — DAY
ESTRELLA SITS AT THE DESK.
CYNTHIA ENTERS CARRYING MOXIE, A SHELTY

CYNTHIA
We’ve had our little walk and Mr. Moxie is ready to go.

ESTRELLA
(TO MOXIE) Ay, Perrito, can you smile for Estrella? Let me see those pearly whites.

CYNTHIA
He’ll do anything for a treat.

ESTRELLA
Won’t we all?

GORDON TUDOR PATRICK ENTERS

GORDON
Darlings!

CYNTHIA
(LAUGHING AT MOXIE, WHO IS WRIGGLING MADLY IN HER ARMS) Okay, okay! I know you’re excited to see Uncle Gordon.

GORDON
(REACHING TO TAKE MOXIE FROM CYNTHIA) What have you gotten into, Moxie? Just look at that hair!
(TO ESTRELLA AND CYNTHIA) Ladies, you look wonderful.

ESTRELLA
(TO GORDON) New shirt?

GORDON
You wouldn’t believe the sale that White’s is having.

ESTRELLA
Sheets, too?

CYNTHIA
(TO ESTRELLA) Don’t start with me.

GORDON
Obviously I’m missing something delicious.

CYNTHIA
No, you’re not.

ESTRELLA
(TO CYNTHIA) Surely you’re not going to deprive our Gordon of a reason to celebrate.

GORDON
Champagne celebrating?

CYNTHIA
(TO GORDON) Armando is going to show in New York.

GORDON
THE New York? New York City? That New York?

CYNTHIA
One and the same.

GORDON
Darling! When do you leave and what are you wearing to his show?

CYNTHIA
He leaves in three days.


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INTERIOR EMILY’S OFFICE — DAY
EMILY SITS AT HER DESK, TALKING ON THE PHONE.

EMILY
Yes, Clearwater … Florida … Would you give me that number, please?
(SLAMS PHONE DOWN)


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INTERIOR RECEPTION AREA — DAY
ESTRELLA SITS AT THE DESK.
CYNTHIA STANDS AT THE COUNTER. GORDON IS HOLDING MOXIE

EMILY ENTERS, FURIOUS

EMILY
That’s it! I’ve had all the evasion I’m going to stand for. Doesn’t anyone take responsibility any more?

GORDON
You do.

EMILY
(TO GORDON) We have a lost greyhound who’s fighting for his life back there, and not one soul willing to speak up for him.
(BEAT)
Is this Moxie’s grooming day?

GORDON
This is his lucky day.
(BEAT)
(TO EMILY) Is your greyhound going to make it, Doc?

ESTRELLA
(TO EMILY) What’s with the phone calls?

EMILY
I’ve got five numbers and been put on hold seven times.

ESTRELLA
Give me the list.

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INTERIOR CRATE AREA — DAY
A.MICHAEL SITS ON THE FLOOR IN FRONT OF A LARGE STAINLESS STEEL CRATE. HE HOLDS THE GREYHOUND IN HIS ARMS, CAREFUL TO HOLD THE IV LINE OUT OF THE WAY AS HE CRADLES THE DOG.


(CONTINUED)

Monday, June 21, 2010

Beginnings: SCENE FOUR

INT RECEPTION AREA – DAY
ESTRELLA IS SITTING AT THE DESK. EMILY IS STANDING AT THE COUNTER. CYNTHIA IS RETRIEVING FILES.

EMILY
I’m concerned about Mr. Dexter. I don’t think his Moxie is going to be with us much longer, and you know what Moxie means to him, especially since Mrs. Dexter died.

ESTRELLA
Maybe Moxie should get a little brother.

EMILY
Did you see the way Moxie looked at little Abigail? Whatever it is Moxie wants isn’t going to be fulfilled by a little brother.

ESTRELLA
I think Moxie’s memories outshine his abilities.

EMILY
Don’t they all?

EMILY EXITS
PHONE RINGS

ESTRELLA
(ANSWERING PHONE) Mayfield Veterinary Clinic … Ay, muchacho! I hear congratulations are in order! Will you still be speaking to us when you’re rich and famous? … A gallery in New York is no small potatoes, Armando. Your sweetie’s been bragging on you …

(MOTIONS TO CYNTHIA TO PICKUP THE PHONE. HANGS UP WHEN CYNTHIA PICKS UP.)

CYNTHIA
(ON THE PHONE) Hi, baby. What’s happening? … Which paintings do you have to send? … Is that one finished? … (LAUGHS) You can do it, Mando … Anything, baby, what do you want me to do for you? … Mando, don’t ask me that. You know I can’t …

EMILY AND A. MICHAEL ENTER

ESTRELLA
(TO EMILY) If this was any of my business, I would remind her to be gentle.

CYNTHIA
(TO ESTRELLA) Do you mind?

ESTRELLA
(TO EMILY) In my vast experiences I have repeatedly learned that a man with the soul of an artist has the tender heart of a child.

CYNTHIA
(TO PHONE) Mando, I already told you … Why are we talking about this over the phone? This is something we celebrate with wine and talk about in the
moonlight … No, no, you stay home and paint. I’ll bring the wine … (SOFTLY) Me, too, baby. (HANGS UP)

ESTRELLA
Wine and moonlight are good.

EMILY
Wine and moonlight are always good.

ESTRELLA
And crisp, clean sheets.

EMILY
What sheets? An old quilt thrown on the ground under the stars.

A. MICHAEL
That’s disgusting. Women your age should know better.

ESTRELLA
Women our age do know better.

EMILY
(TO A. MICHAEL) Didn’t you ever wonder about the phrase, “Mother knows best”?

ESTRELLA
If mama ain’t happy, ain’t nobody happy.

A. MICHAEL
That isn’t what it means!

ESTRELLA
(TO EMILY) Did this little boy grow up in a Petri dish?

EMILY
What makes you think he’s grown up?

(CONTINUED)

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Beginnings: SCENE THREE

EMILY’S OFFICE INTERIOR — DAY
EMILY SITS AT HER DESK. A. MICHAEL SITS IN THE CHAIR OPPOSITE HER.

A. MICHAEL
So, I guess the only question is how much you’re going to pay me.

EMILY
Oh, no. There are lots of questions before we get anywhere near that one.

A. MICHAEL
Such as? You know I graduated at the top of my class.

EMILY
Such as, what can you bring to this clinic? What have you got that will make this a better place for our clients?

A. MICHAEL
I do know the most current technology.

EMILY
Oh, even oldsters like me find time to read the journals. I manage to keep up.

A. MICHAEL
Oh, really? And what about that receptionist? You have a woman out there who doesn’t give you the respect you’re due and treats the other help like children. You shouldn’t let her get away with that.

EMILY
Who do you think you are to … no, let me rephrase that. What can you add to the clinic?

A. MICHAEL
I could bring some order. That woman acts as though she runs this place.

EMILY
Oh, she does. That’s her job. My job is to heal. What do you think yours would be? What could you add to our family?

A. MICHAEL
Family? Why would I care about family?

EMILY
Family is the only reason you’re here. You wouldn’t be sitting in this office right now if it weren’t for your Uncle Stuart.


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INTERIOR TREATMENT ARENA – DAY
ROBBIE IS HOLDING HIS RABBIT.


ROBBIE

(TO PETER BUNNY) There’s going to be a room full of kids, Mr. Bun. And there’ll be a teacher, but the teacher is Linda, Mr. Bun, so you don’t have to be afraid. What if I say something wrong? I’ll be letting Dr. Em down. Estrella will be disappointed in me. I just can’t remember all the words. Estrella says it’ll be easy, but she doesn’t forget words. Do you want to do the talking?

CYNTHIA AND A. MICHAEL ENTER.
A. MICHAEL
It’s Dr. Dolittle talking to the animals.

CYNTHIA
It’s Robbie talking to his rabbit. And I don’t want to hear anything from you about Robbie. He may not have your education and your skills, doctor, but, Robbie has a magical touch with the animals. You will not put him down.


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CLINIC RECEPTION AREA INTERIOR— DAY
EMILY AND ESTRELLA ARE AT RECEPTION AREA LOOKING AT SCHEDULING BOOK. ROBBIE IS CLEANING THE CAGE OF THE PARROT CAPTAIN AHAB.

EMILY
Who’s on for surgery today?

ESTRELLA
Zeke’s neuter, Malfeasance’s cherry eye, Jackson’s neuter, Abigail spay.

EMILY
Teeth?

ESTRELLA
Three cats, four dogs. Oh, and A. Michael.

EMILY
A.Michael?

ESTRELLA
You’ve got the anesthesia, a break between 1:30 and 1:45. It’s as good a time as any for a neuter.

EMILY
Who’s bringing him in?

EMILY EXITS.

ROBBIE
There you go, Captain, nice and clean and tidy and ready for you to make your mess. Now be nice, Captain, and don’t say anything ugly to the children.

ESTRELLA
What are we going to say to the children, Robbie?

ROBBIE
I don’t know.

ESTRELLA
Well then, who’s going to talk first?

ROBBIE
You start.

ESTRELLA
Okay, I’ll start it off. I’ll introduce us, then what do you want to say?

ROBBIE
I don’t want to say anything. I’ll just go with you and carry stuff.

ESTRELLA
You go with me, you talk.

ROBBIE
Okay, I won’t go.

ESTRELLA
I need you to carry stuff.

ROBBIE
How about Cynthia going? She’s strong.

ESTRELLA
Cynthia isn’t as strong as you.

ROBBIE

But she likes to talk.

ESTRELLA
I’ll make you a deal. You come over to my house tonight. I’ll fix some barbecue.

ROBBIE
I don’t know, Estrella.

ESTRELLA
With ice cream for dessert.

ROBBIE
What time?


(CONTINUED)

Monday, June 14, 2010

Beginnings: SCENE TWO

EXTERIOR CLINIC PARKING LOT — DAY

A PET FOOD DELIVERY TRUCK DRIVES INTO THE CLINIC PARKING LOT. THE DRIVER’S DOOR OPENS. (BEAT) ROCKO TROY STEPS OUT OF THE DRIVER’S SEAT TO STAND ON THE RUNNING BOARD. HE LOOKS AT HIMSELF IN THE BIG REAR-VIEW MIRROR: SMOOTHES HIS HAIR, ADJUSTS HIS SHIRT COLLAR, SMILES THEATRICALLY AT HIS REFLECTION AND TAKES A DEEP BREATH. THEN HE STEPS DOWN, CLOSES THE DOOR AND STRUTS TO THE BACK OF THE TRUCK TO RAISE ITS BACK DOOR — NOT AN EASY TASK FOR 5’4”, 125-POUND ROCKO TROY.

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CLINIC LOBBY INTERIOR — DAY
ESTRELLA SITS AT THE RECEPTION DESK.
CYNTHIA ENTERS

ESTRELLA
(MUTTERS TO HERSELF IN SPANISH)

CYNTHIA
Did I miss something?

ESTRELLA
Guess who’s giving a vet talk to Linda’s second graders?

CYNTHIA
Dr. Em.

ESTRELLA
Not exactly.

CYNTHIA
Not HIM?!

ESTRELLA
It’s not that bad. It’s Robbie and me. What would Dr. Em say to second graders?

CYNTHIA
You’re not Dr. Em. What would you say to them? What do you say to your nieces and nephews?

ESTRELLA
No more than one cat per lap, and no squeezing.

ROCKO TROY ENTERS

ROCKO
No squeezing who?

ESTRELLA
Who did you have in mind, big boy?

ROCKO
(IMPULSIVELY) Estrella, you’re always in my mind!

CYNTHIA
I’m outa here.

CYNTHIA EXITS

ESTRELLA
Rocko, what do you have in mind for me?

ROCKO
(HORRIFIED AT HIS OWN OUTSPOKENNESS) Uh, well, I mean, Cynthia didn’t have to, well, I didn’t really mean, uh, I have your order!

ESTRELLA
You’re taking orders from me, Rocko?

ROCKO
(BUMBLING WITH PAPERWORK) Well, sure, right here, Estrella, I have your order. Three hundred pounds of high protein, three hundred pounds of puppy, two-forty of lite, and two hundred for the senior pet.

ESTRELLA
How could I ever be your pet if you keep on calling me a senior?

ROCKO
You’d be my pet?
ROBBIE ENTERS

ROBBIE
Hi, Rocko.

ROCKO
Estrella?

ROBBIE
I’m Robbie, Rocko. That’s Estrella.

ROCKO
(GATHERING HIMSELF) Hi, Robbie.

ROBBIE
Need some help with the bags?

ESTRELLA
Say it and you’re a dead man, Rocko.

ROCKO
Oh, Estrella, I just wanted you to sign the invoice.

ESTRELLA
(TO ROBBIE) Don’t go far, Querido, we have a speech to do for the children.

ROBBIE
(TO ROCKO) How do you talk to second graders?

ROCKO
How do you get Estrella to call you ‘Dear One’?

ROBBIE
What else would she call me?


(CONTINUED)

Thursday, June 10, 2010

Beginnings: SCENE ONE

MAYFIELD VETERINARY CLINIC INTERIOR LOBBY — DAY
ESTRELLA IS SITTING AT THE DESK IN THE RECEPTIONIST’S AREA HOLDING THE PHONE TO HER EAR. SHE HANGS UP THE PHONE AND CALLS OUT.

ESTRELLA
Robbie! Front door! Officer Trumbull, emergency!

ROBBIE ENTERS, RUNNING THROUGH LOBBY AND TO THE FRONT DOOR. HE HOLDS THE DOOR OPEN.

SOUNDS OFF: CAR PULLS TO A STOP. CAR DOOR SLAMS. SECOND CAR DOOR SLAMS.

ANIMAL SERVICES OFFICER SCOTT TRUMBULL ENTERS THROUGH THE FRONT DOOR CARRYING AN EMACIATED, LIMP GREYHOUND.

ESTRELLA
(TO SCOTT) Straight on back, and I’ll get Dr. Em.

SCOTT TRUMBULL AND ROBBIE EXIT

ESTRELLA
(ON INTERCOM) Dr. Em, Scott’s here with an emergency.


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EXAMINING ROOM #2
EMILY IS EXAMINING A VERY SMALL MIXED BREED DOG AS A. MICHAEL STANDS BEHIND HER AND OBSERVES IMPATIENTLY.

EMILY
(TO A. MICHAEL) Dr. Kendrick, give Rapunzel her rabies shot. And then express her anal glands.
(TO DOG’S OWNER) Mr. Harvey, excuse me.

EMILY EXITS

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INTERIOR TREATMENT ARENA— DAY
EMILY ENTERS AT A RUN

EMILY
Cynthia! Get a line started on this guy.

EMILY BEGINS EXAMINING THE GREYHOUND.

EMILY
(TO SCOTT) What’s the story here, Scott?

CYNTHIA ENTERS, BEGINS ASSEMBLING EQUIPMENT AND SALINE BAG

SCOTT
Running in the wrong neighborhood. Driver called on his cell phone. Really upset. The dog was running in the yards and dashed into the street right in front of the caller’s car. Guy thinks he might have grazed him.

EMILY
No obvious broken bones.

ROBBIE
Dr. Em?

EMILY
(TO HERSELF) Too skinny. Even for a track dog.
(BEAT)
Pulse, slow. Gums, pale.
(TO ROBBIE) Robbie, start getting a blanket warm for this big guy.
(TO CYNTHIA) Cyn, let’s get him in for x-rays. Now.

SCOTT
Let me carry him.


(CONTINUED)

Monday, June 7, 2010

Family Plus One: SCENE EIGHT

INTERIOR RECEPTION AREA – DAY
EMILY STANDS IN THE HALLWAY DOOR.
ESTRELLA SITS AT THE RECEPTION DESK.

EMILY
Did we see every dog in the county today?

ESTRELLA
No, just the odd-numbered ones.

INTERIOR TREATMENT ARENA – DAY
CYNTHIA IS HOLDING JESTER. ROBBIE IS CLEANING.

ROBBIE
Boy, Linda’s going to be glad to get this kitty home.

CYNTHIA
I thought Jester was a rescue.

ROBBIE
She is, and Linda hasn’t even seen her since she picked her up from the side of the highway.

EMILY AND A. MICHAEL ENTER.

CYNTHIA
(TO JESTER) Jester, you are one lucky kitty.

EMILY
Because Linda brought her in to the clinic?

ROBBIE
Oh, no, Dr. Em, Mom brought Jester to the clinic.

EMILY
You’re right, Robbie. Jester is one lucky girl to have your sister and your mother on her side.

EMILY TAKES JESTER FROM CYNTHIA

CYNTHIA
So Jester will go home with Linda today?

A. MICHAEL
Certainly not!

ALL STARE AT A. MICHAEL

A. MICHAEL
This cat is in no condition to be turned loose in a regular home environment.

ROBBIE
Linda’s house isn’t regular, doctor. It’s full of cats.

A. MICHAEL
All the more reason to keep Jester here until she’s completely recovered.

ROBBIE
But Linda’s been waiting …

EMILY
(TO CYNTHIA) Could you give Robbie a hand with that supply inventory?

CYNTHIA
Yeah! Sure thing. (TAKES ROBBIE BY THE ARM AND LEADS HIM AWAY)Come with me, Robbie, my man, it’s inventory time.

ROBBIE
I thought the computer kept track of inventory.

CYNTHIA
Yeah, well this is sort of off the record.

CYNTHIA AND ROBBIE EXIT.

EMILY
(TO A. MICHAEL) Besides being Robbie’s sister, Linda Hightower happens to be one of the most responsible, caring, knowledgeable clients this clinic has ever had the pleasure to work with. She has personally rescued more animals than you treated in your entire series of rotations.
A. MICHAEL
But this cat needs …

EMILY
And she has every animal examined, inoculated, and neutered before she even begins to look for a home for them.

A. MICHAEL
But Jester’s got —

EMILY
So if you think for one minute that you can stand in this clinic and pass judgment on the people who are putting up their time and money —

A. MICHAEL
But —

EMILY
… and love to make life better for these less fortunate ones, you can leave right now, doctor, and don’t let the door hit you on your way out.

A. MICHAEL
(TAKING JESTER FROM EMILY) You be a good girl, Miss Jester. You’re going to have to take thyroid pills, twice a day, for the rest of your life. I know you’re not going to like it, but you have to do it, okay?

EMILY
Unless you think you could actually start putting your lips together and keep them that way.

A.MICHAEL
She needs some time to build up her strength before she undergoes a spay. (BEAT) That would be my recommendation.

EMILY
I agree, doctor. In this case, the patient has nothing to lose and everything to gain if we follow a conservative line of treatment.

A. MICHAEL
(HANDS JESTER TO EMILY) She deserves the chance.

EMILY
Six months.

A. MICHAEL
It won’t take her that long. A few weeks, at most.

EMILY
I’m talking about you, doctor. Six months probationary hire. But you do one thing to endanger one of my patients and you’ll be the one on the emergency table, understand?

A. MICHAEL AFFECTS AN ATTITUDE AND STARTS TO SPEAK.

EMILY
Don’t say it. Don’t even think about saying it. I can read body language. Nod your head for yes, shake your head for no. I’ll get the message.

A. MICHAEL SLOWLY NODS HIS HEAD.

EMILY
Six months.

A. MICHAEL NODS HIS HEAD.

EMILY
Probationary.

A. MICHAEL NODS ONCE.

EMILY STEPS TO THE HALLWAY DOOR.

EMILY
(CALLING TO ESTRELLA) Estrella, get Linda on the phone for me. And open an employee file for Dr. Kendrick.
(BEAT)
Temporary.


END EPISODE ONE: Family Plus One

(Stay tuned for EPISODE TWO: Beginnings)

Thursday, June 3, 2010

Family Plus One: SCENE SEVEN

INTERIOR TREATMENT ARENA - DAY
CYNTHIA IS LOOKING AT JESTER WHO IS IN A TREATMENT RECOVERY CRATE WITH A SUNLAMP. A. MICHAEL IS LOOKING AT CAT INNARDS’ X-RAYS.

A. MICHAEL
How’s her appetite?

CYNTHIA
Appetite’s fine. She eats everything we give her. But nothing stays down.

A. MICHAEL
(TO HIMSELF) Appetite’s good, she just can’t keep it down …

CYNTHIA
We need to hydrate her. Doctor? She’s becoming dehydrated. An IV, doctor? Subcutaneous fluids? Maybe both?

A. MICHAEL
Nothing here. No loops, no obstruction—

CYNTHIA
You’re right. There is a better solution. Cynthia brains the doctor with the chart and Miss Jester laughs herself well.

A. MICHAEL
No foreign bodies. No anomalies.

CYNTHIA
Except the doctor.

EMILY ENTERS, HANDS PRINTOUT OF BLOOD WORK REPORT TO A. MICHAEL

EMILY
(TO CYNTHIA) What about the doctor?

CYNTHIA
Does the doctor have any instructions regarding the treatment of a dehydrated kitty?

EMILY
(TO A. MICHAEL) Talk to me.

A. MICHAEL
Normal … normal … liver enzyme slightly elevated … Glucose! … (SURPRISED, DISAPPOINTED) normal.

EMILY
So?

A. MICHAEL
She’s young to have diabetes, but it could have —

EMILY
Could have, but isn’t.

EMILY TAKES JESTER OUT OF HER CRATE, HOLDS HER WITH ONE HAND CRADLING JESTER’S FACE

EMILY
You have anything else to say?

A. MICHAEL TAKES JESTER FROM EMILY, STROKES THE CAT

A. MICHAEL
Full blood panel, with a T-4.IV for subcutaneous fluids.

EMILY
Would you like to stay around the rest of the week to see how she does?

MICHAEL
Well, I planned to spend this afternoon finding an apartment.

EMILY
I’m not inviting you to move here. I’m asking if you want to stay until Friday.

CYNTHIA
Every day until Friday?

EMILY
I think so.

CYNTHIA
Every single day?

ESTRELLA ENTERS.

EMILY
It’ll give us a little time to get to know each other. Perhaps, Dr. Kendrick can impress us with his crate side manner.

CYNTHIA
Not to mention his conversational skills.

ESTRELLA
(TO CYNTHIA) Is she saying what I’m afraid she’s saying?

CYNTHIA
‘Fraid so.

A. MICHAEL
Just this week? (BEAT) I still need a place to stay.

EMILY
There’s a Motel 6 a few blocks down. I expect you to be here every morning at 7:30 and be ready to treat by eight. Surgery on Tuesdays and Wednesdays. Any questions?

ESTRELLA
Yes. Does this mean that the neutering is still on for Wednesday?


(CONTINUED)